THE NEON LITES started in 1991 as a creative project between three women who were obviously not spending enough time at their stupid day jobs. It was an attempt to encourage one another to write comedy and to merely amuse ourselves. Response from various friends and family members (Hi Dad!) has led us to post this on our totally hot, fancy and new-fangled web page, created expressly for this purpose (Hi Gen!). Also to offset the fact that photocopies are expensive. Not to mention postage and printer cartridges. And the rental on that pesky thesaurus.

Our efforts to amuse ourselves proved so successful that about a year into the project, we took a four-year lunch break and re-convened in 1996 over large amounts of caffeine, including chocolate chip cookies and chocolate-covered expresso beans (thanks Reenie and Robbi!). The story has been written in random, alternating order, with each of the authors contributing chapters at their occasional convenience (you know who you are - kiss, kiss). What's most frightening is that we no longer can remember who wrote what chapter, except that all references to fiddles can be attributed directly to Kasey, and that Bluestocking has a thing about a certain warrior princess. Razzle is too busy creating web sites to be reached for comment at this time, sweetie darling.

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